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coolghost:

amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

1 hour agooldsportanimecoolghost 544 notes

Getting a U2 album for free is kind of like getting a brand new, shrink wrapped Betamax player as a gift from a well-meaning but out-of-touch friend who you haven’t talked to in 20 years

3 hours ago 3 notes

Tumblr bloggers who were single digits of age when tumblr was launched are terrifying

3 hours ago

Don’t you tell me there are bloggers on this website whose birth year starts with a 2, DON’T DO THAT TO ME

3 hours ago 5 notes

carloslovelycarlos:

People are always like “where are my hover boards” and I’m just here like “PLEASE like your uncoordinated ass would even use one”

8 hours agoalydracarloslovelycarlos 13 notes

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

9 hours agonegativepolarity-annoying 44,953 notes
writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

9 hours agojdude000sweetmickeymerch 404,548 notes

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

9 hours agonegativepolaritybest-of-memes 65,000 notes
amerahames:

the fragility

amerahames:

the fragility

9 hours agovolunruudamerahames 17,150 notes
SPONGE BOY, ME BOB
19 hours agogalacticginyuassuke 22 notes
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