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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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3 hours agofailbagsoaply 37,546 notes

"anesthetic" can be misheard as "an aesthetic." you make the joke, I don’t want the notes, you’re welcome

4 hours ago 3 notes
Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, but all of our tables are reserved tonight. I'm afraid you'll have to leave."
Me: *slides a Scornful Egotist across the table*
Me: "... are you, *ahem* sure about that?"
Waiter: *eyes dart back and forth*
Waiter: "... right this way, sir."
4 hours agomtg-talkthe-lincolnshire-poacher 38 notes

NOW That’s What I Call Pannekoeken

4 hours ago

Remember Neon Indian?

5 hours ago 9 notes
sharksandrecreation:

The last time I laughed this hard at a car was when I saw the license plate that said “NOOOOOO” and left Mindy a voicemail of me crying with laughter.

sharksandrecreation:

The last time I laughed this hard at a car was when I saw the license plate that said “NOOOOOO” and left Mindy a voicemail of me crying with laughter.

6 hours agowhatsupdocsharksandrecreation 12 notes

legal citizenship as both a law and a concept has been proven time and time again to be more trouble, more alienating, more inhumane, and more expensive than it’s worth

9 hours ago 1 note
10 hours agowestayedinthewaterthehansoloist 44,621 notes
"dean"

"dean"

21 hours ago 1 note

got Hogarth Hughes on the brain.


welcome to downtown Coolsville. Population: us

21 hours ago 1 note
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