amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.
Getting a U2 album for free is kind of like getting a brand new, shrink wrapped Betamax player as a gift from a well-meaning but out-of-touch friend who you haven’t talked to in 20 years
Tumblr bloggers who were single digits of age when tumblr was launched are terrifying
Don’t you tell me there are bloggers on this website whose birth year starts with a 2, DON’T DO THAT TO ME
People are always like “where are my hover boards” and I’m just here like “PLEASE like your uncoordinated ass would even use one”
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut